Text Patterns - by Alan Jacobs

Monday, January 12, 2009

Camiroi curriculum, fourth grade

  • History reading, Camiroi and galactic, basic and geological.
  • Decadent comedy.
  • Simple geometry and trigonometry, hand and machine.
  • Track and field.
  • Shaggy people jokes and hirsute logic.
  • Simple obscenity.
  • Simple mysticism.
  • Patterns of falsification.
  • Trapeze work.
  • Intermediate electronics.
  • Human dissection.

Soon after this they will begin such subjects as “differential religion,” “alcoholic appreciation,” and “simple pseudo-human assembly.” Just thought y'all would like to know.